Monday, April 20, 2009

things Romeo would miss after taking his life



First and most important, SEX.
Second, being with Juliet. (Romeo, you'll definitely miss every touch of hers)
Third, Having kids. (Yeah, Romeo! Imagine your babies' heads coming out of your lovely wife.)
Fourth, feeling that CHEMISTRY OF LOVE when Juliet is around ( you know, Romeo. That sparkling feeling when you're in love. You're such a lusty lover, how can you not miss that?)
Fifth, being with his friends (drugging, drinking, etc etc )
Sixth, getting OLD and FEEBLE
Seventh, his PARENT'S WEALTH (as we all know his parent sure is VERY rich. why would you take your life when so much is coming for you?)
Eighth, getting the hell out of that small city, verona.
Ninth, seeing the OUTSIDE world (Juliet would love paris like any other girls these days)
Tenth, he would absolutely miss the SWORD REFORMATION. (fyi, we don't use swords anymore, Romeo. We use guns, grenades, and stuff like you had never imagine before. We're cool and you sucks.)
Eleventh, and which is the most most most important of all is that handsome Romeo would absolutely MISS ME! XD (JK guys)

2 comments:

hasiantideamita said...

yea right sex is the first thing that pops into your mind right? naughty you

NathaniaChandra said...

tapi emang bener kaaaan? obviously they're soo napsuan ahaha